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alive and well

After a horrible 2007 ( i.e, the death of father, aunt, and not 1 but 2 cats, I owned 4 20yrs) I have started 2 see the light at the end of the tunnel. 

It looks so beautiful.
I don't even know how to put it into words.
My best friend surprised me saturday night, with a john waters christmas. Special guest peaches. Nobody sports a better camel toe than her. I had a blast!

Aug. 23rd, 2005

ten things that please me.

1) a good giggle
2) The korean spa
3) Horror movies
4) my ipod
5) Vito
6) A fantastic handbag
7) halloween costumes
8) space mountain
9) spinning
10) aqua teen hunger force
It's been ages since my last update. Not that stuff hasn't been going on. I think I've become used to not writing about it. I should change that.
the Wit
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 58% on dark
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You scored higher than 16% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 8% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Jan. 27th, 2005

I love vegan cookies! That being said..., "I am not a big fan of vegans".
I have named this journal "The bitch sessions", and over the past year or so, I have had little to "bitch" about. I guess I could change the name of the journal, but that really feels like quitting to me.
Has prozac stolen my soul?