my dad died.

I don't even know how to put it into words.

My best friend surprised me saturday night, with a john waters christmas. Special guest peaches. Nobody sports a better camel toe than her. I had a blast!

ten things that please me.

1) a good giggle
2) The korean spa
3) Horror movies
4) my ipod
5) Vito
6) A fantastic handbag
7) halloween costumes
8) space mountain
9) spinning
10) aqua teen hunger force

It's been ages since my last update. Not that stuff hasn't been going on. I think I've become used to not writing about it. I should change that.

the Wit (60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on dark You scored higher than 16% on spontaneous You scored higher than 8% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

I love vegan cookies! That being said..., "I am not a big fan of vegans".

I have named this journal "The bitch sessions", and over the past year or so, I have had little to "bitch" about. I guess I could change the name of the journal, but that really feels like quitting to me.
Has prozac stolen my soul?

vote!

I thought season 2 was coming out june 15th. Now I'm told July 20th. What should I do?

http://www.namestatistics.com/

spring is the #2206 most common female name.

0.002% of females in the US are named spring.
Around 2550 US females are named spring!

My birthday was last month, and I took my annual trip to disneyland, only this time Lisa and i bought passes. So yesterday we went. It was our 1st visit to california adventure. I'm not too sure what i thought of that park. the really goofy california music, that's piped through the entire park, starts out cute, and them leaves you wanting to kill yourself.

I just watched the life & death of aileen Wurnos. What a life she had.

So, last night, I'm sitting in front of the boob-tube, watching my favorite shows. First off survivor, then the apprentice (not my favorite) then ER. It's a new er, and the truth is, those are few and far between. I'm aware that they will be losing one of their own tonight. But I had no idea, that so much shit would be going down. So the break down is... one person dies, the widow loses her baby, and a dr. is being deployed to Iraq. My eyes were dry. Am I a zombie now? No emotions? Of course as I sit here typing away, I honestly don't care. Maybe I cry too much. After all, it's just a stupid TV show.

I would say I have been on the medication for 2 weeks or so. Ask anyone, I have been walking on air. Honestly, I haven't been able to find a single negative. I can't remember a time that I wasn't pissed at someone. Any idea what a toll that takes? So what I didn't cry at ER last night. BFD! It's better this way. Zombie? Fine by me. Either this, or a lobotomy. For now, the pills are easier.

Vito and I are going to Jamaica in about 3 weeks. Every year before we go on vacation we go to the tanning salon, so we have some color when we arrive.

Ok, so here's the scenario. Vito and I go to silverlake sun tonight. They have the worst parking lot. So we are waiting for about 5 minutes for a spot, and sure enough some guys pulls in behind me, and starts pulling into the spot we are waiting for. So I roll down my window, and say " hey man, that's the spot we were waiting for"! So he says to me " Are you really going to start a fight over a parking space"? I shrug at him, and he moves. We park, and walk into the shop. We start making small talk with the gal at the front. She remembers us from years past. I start telling her how we need to tan for 3 weeks or so. Just then, I turn around to see the parking dick sitting behind me. Heres where he was stupid! So he say " aren't you the one who tried to pick a fight with me over a parking space"? Now I'm ready for this jack-off. I flip around, and tell him to "knock off his passive aggressive bullshit"! "You knew we were waiting for that space". "You tried to snake it, and I called you on it, and now you're going to sit here acting all tough"! He continues to pop off,after my tongue lashing and now he and Vito are going at it. The knuckle head actually stood up. Like he was going to start swingin'. At this point the girl behind the counter comes around and tries to break up this near fight. She sends Vito into his room, and I take a seat. The this guy gives his name, and is lead into his room. At that point I get up, to apologize. I explain what happened to both of the employees, and how we don't make it a point to start fights. She tells us not to sweat it, and even goes so far as to put a note in this guys info "he's an asshole"!. She informed us, that he will never get another good bed.
What's funniest to us, is how anyone could want to act tough, in the sissiest place around. It's a tanning salon. What's next, is he going to go to high tea, and trip a grandmother?

We had a goodtime.

I worked the Michelle mason show yesterday. It was my 1st real show, and I was hoping that it would lead to some work in NY. The artist was Lisa Story. I don't think she was all that into me. I am working a couple more shows, all with her, so I'll see.
It was pretty funny. The show was held in the 2nd street tunnel, and after and hour of waiting people started to leave. 20 minutes after those departures, I split, and the show still hadn't started.

I'm a huge fan of masons work, and the clothes were not a dissapointment, but the shoes were ugly.

Peace out!

I must be slipping. Last night we went to see a friend in from england. Now this fella is a real dream, but his ex ( who seems to be more of a steady)is a piece of work. That I agreed to go any where she was going to be is real testament to my slippage.
We show up, and I open with " I wont be giving any hugs hello, because I'm getting over being sick". Now keep in mind, I say this from a good 3 ft. away. She proceeds to look at me, as if I'm infected with the fucking plague, and lets me know how pleased she is I wont be trying to touch her, because she doesn't want what i have. Well who the fuck does? So Vito and I spend the night ignoring her the best we could. Although there was the point when she cornered me about whether I sold my condo, and what I got for it. I wouldn't tell her what I walked away with, but I did tell her what and idiot she is for wanting a condo.
I'll tell you this. "If I were her, I would have some frontal lobe work done right away"!

I came down with a case of the strep throat. Now I'm on an insane dose of antibiotics. I can handle the sore throat, however the itchy ears may send me over the edge!